10 Funny love quotes that you can relate

10 Funny love quotes that you can relate

Love is often romantic, but a good sense of humor makes it even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others. One famous saying tells us ‘Laugh and the world laughs with you.’ Here are 10 funny love quotes that you can relate. Love is life but you have to be funny enough to live it happily.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Rita Rudner

„Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.“
Jules Renard

Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.“
Jerry Seinfeld

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.“
Groucho Marx

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.“
Cindy Garner

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.“
Groucho Marx

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.“
Lucille Ball

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.“
Jack Benny

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.“
Will Ferrell

It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.“
Nick Hornby

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